on this day

Happy 420 to all you fcuking stoners out there. I, myself, don't like the bud. The allergies and heart palpitations that come along with it suck, so I ain't touchin that shit. But, whatever makes you happy i guess. Thoughts on weed real quick.

People think that weed creates losers. At an early age, I tend to agree. Among kids, its effects in fucking up their futures are unbelievable. At that impressionable stage of life, it would be crucial to not be around it.

For a college person, weed should not have this effect. Truth be told, weed can be a part of a person without getting in the way of the rest of life. Some use weed as a means of motivating themselves. A dude I know got into law school smoking weed, constantly using it as a motivation for deadlines. "I just need to finish writing this paper, then i can smoke a bowl."

But, what weed can do is that it highlights those destined for loserdom. Weed is to liquid paraffin what loserdom is to gunpowder. And the signs that they are losers pop up just as clearly as the dots of a liquid paraffin test. It lets us easily know which fuck heads are losers. Then, it accelerates that descent into failure like mad.

In the long run, we should see it as a Darwinian tool. Sperm counts go down for weed smokers, so these loser genes are less likely to not beintroduced into the future gene pool.

So for this 420, tell all your friends destined for loserdom to go smoke a bowl, lower their sperm count and get their genes out of our pool!!